An Instant message chat conversation

Here is a tiny snippet of instant message chat with a Friend of mine. We were discussing about sucide situation in France among Telecom Engineers.

[10:33] A-Friend: well - they're doing something right then

[10:34]The-Panther: Socialism.....thats what happens when socialism meets capitalistic failure

[10:34] A-Friend: socialism (S) + capitalism (C) = failure (F)
[10:34] A-Friend: or
[10:34] A-Friend: socialism + failed capitalism (F*C) = people killing themselves (PKT)

[10:36]The-Panther: S +C =F

[10:36] A-Friend: but you want socialized healthcare?

[10:36]The-Panther: S + F*C = PKT
[10:37]The-Panther: S + S*C + C*C = PKT

[10:37] A-Friend: where is the F in that last equation?

[10:37]The-Panther: Socialism Or Socialism and Capitalism Or Squared Capitalism = people killing themselves
[10:38]The-Panther: F = S+C
[10:39]The-Panther: that totally makes sense
[10:39]The-Panther: S can equate to PKT
[10:39]The-Panther: S with C can equate to PKT
[10:39]The-Panther: and squared C which is too much C like in US can lead to PKT

[10:40] A-Friend: so what does a happy outcome look like

10:40]The-Panther: People lving happily (PLH) is posisble only with Regulated C
[10:41]The-Panther: PLH = RC (Regulated Capitalism)

[10:41] A-Friend: no socialism in there?

[10:41]The-Panther: where R (regulated) is a constant value that can be changed
[10:41]The-Panther: A large value of R will make RC = S

[10:41] A-Friend: what about socailized health care
[10:42] A-Friend: hmm

[10:43]The-Panther: u can use socialized healthcare to regulate other health care

[10:43] A-Friend: I see - like the public option

[10:44]The-Panther: So...socialized health care will be the R value in the whole scheme of things for capitalised healthcare
[10:44]The-Panther: Man...we came up with our own branch of economics

[10:44] A-Friend: if there is a mixed system

[10:44]The-Panther: Let us publish it...who knows we might win a noble prize or something

[10:44] A-Friend: ok - I'm in